Tuesday 22 April 2008

Empty all swimming pools, first!

By Philip Beardwood

Our biggest store of water seems to be swimming pools, so instead of paying to charter tankers to bring water from Greece, why don't we use our "road" tankers to empty all the pools, initially that are within an easy walk to the sea, and re process the water for domestic and agricultural use.
If anyone refills their pool, before any permitted date, the "Hong Kong Police" approach would be good, smash a hole in the side of the pool. They did it with truncheons for not having a road tax disk displayed on the windscreen of the car, but it seems to work well for other things too!!!

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